A Sad Digestion of Homework

Dear Diary April 30th, 2009

Oh the tales are told about the mysterious way that homework vanishes out of sight. Dogs sometimes play a big role in these tales, as you have probably heard the phrase: my dog ate my homework. Well, about a week ago from today, I woke up to a mysterious case of a plastic bag laying in shreds on the carpet. I had been looking for the beef jerky that I had prepared for my mess the night before. I lay my eyes upon the ledge I had set the meat on, and well, nothing was there. Pondering on the thought, I figured out that in the middle of the night, Sea jumped onto the couch, hopped onto the table, and snatched the bag filled with meat with his jaws, and brought it down to the carpet where he would tear the bag to shreds and have a joyful snack. That very night, I remember hearing Sea at the side of my parents bed across the hall yelping to go outside after eating that bag of thunderbolts.